blurry polaroid shot, vintage photo, white 40-year-old man, overweight at 254 lbs, 1980s, with a bald head, sparse hair on the sides, and a thin patch on top. He is wearing a white polo shirt, blue jeans, and black dress shoes. He is sitting on a brown leather couch in a living room with 1980s house furniture, watching TV, drinking Beer. salmon-colored walls and vintage decor.