Blurry polaroid shot, white 40- year- old man, overweight at 254 lbs, with a bald head, sparse hair on the sides, and a thin patch on top. He is wearing a white polo shirt, blue jeans, and black dress shoes. He is sitting on a brown leather couch in a living room with 1980s house furniture, watching TV, drinking Duff Beer. The setting includes salmon- colored walls and vintage decor